G - I've been buying beautiful shoes like they're going out of fashion.
B - I have no space for shoe storage.
G - I have cleaned and tidied my room.
B - In doing so, I have created more mess because I have nowhere to put anything.
G - I have played around with my digital photo frame and finally put all the photos in a decent order.
B - Doing so took me forty minutes.
G - I have five days off.
B - I have nothing to do in those five days apart from the staff party on Monday night.
G - I have lost half a stone in five days.
B - My clothes still fit.
G - I have finally seen the much lauded Inception.
B - It was a bit pants.
G - I have bought so many clothes this month, I can now never use the excuse "I have nothing to wear".
B - I have nowhere to put them.
G - I got paid.
B - Just as well with all the shoes and clothes I bought.
G - I'm going on holiday.
B - I can't find my European adapter
G - I wore one of my new dresses out.
B - The bra I was wearing under said dress gave me a massive brown fake tan stain on my back.
G - It's August.
B - It's dismal weather.
That is all for now...